i can't make this shit up

ronnie hates reading,

so his vocabulary suffers.

lets just say we rely on a lot of expletives

to get us through the day.

so while we were out in a park with our dogs last week

ronnie makes this remark:

"oh louie, you're such an aphrodisiac"

ah, what?

me: um, ronnie do you even know what aphrodisiac means?

him: no...

me: well, you basically just said that louie turns you on.

geez, you creep. i hope you're not going around using this word in public.

 he felt stupid.

we laughed.

and then i made fun of him for the rest of the night.

holy hell.

someone get this man a book.