Wednesday, September 5, 2012

i can't make this shit up

ronnie hates reading,
so his vocabulary suffers.
lets just say we rely on a lot of expletives
to get us through the day.

so while we were out in a park with our dogs last week
ronnie makes this remark:

"oh louie, you're such an aphrodisiac"

ah, what?

me: um, ronnie do you even know what aphrodisiac means?

him: no...

me: well, you basically just said that louie turns you on.
geez, you creep. i hope you're not going around using this word in public.

 he felt stupid.
we laughed.
and then i made fun of him for the rest of the night.

holy hell.
someone get this man a book.

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