ronnie hates reading,
so his vocabulary suffers.
lets just say we rely on a lot of expletives
to get us through the day.
so while we were out in a park with our dogs last week
ronnie makes this remark:
"oh louie, you're such an aphrodisiac"
me: um, ronnie do you even know what aphrodisiac means?
me: well, you basically just said that louie turns you on.
geez, you creep. i hope you're not going around using this word in public.
he felt stupid.
and then i made fun of him for the rest of the night.
someone get this man a book.