Wednesday, December 5, 2012

name that movie

we're having an open house at work
and they asked us to come up with some
sort of game to play for customer to win prizes.
i thought "name that christmas movie quote" would be fun.

wanna see if you're any good?

It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags.

Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.

Santa, how come your clothes are so baggy?
Because Santa is...watching his saturated fats!
How come you don’t have a beard?
Because I shaved.  Now, do you want this doll or not?!? Go back to sleep!

Only I didn't say fudge.
I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words,
the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
I don’t know, Maarrgo.

You stink. You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa."

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

If you're really Santa Claus, you can get it for me.
And if you can't, you're only a nice man with a white beard like mother says.

Seeing isn’t believing. Believing is seeing.

Aunt Clara had, for years, labored under the delusion
that I was not only perpetually four years old, but also a girl.

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat?
Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

just a little fun for the holidays!

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