ugly duckling

i'm sure every parent wonders what their kid will look like.

ronnie and i have discussed the possibilities.
there are definitely things we don't want to pass on.
just say no to my square face or ronnie's flat feet.

and when you looks at these,

i think, no way, our kid will not be heinous.

i was freaking precious.

 

but then, there's this:

(chris farley's fat baby, anyone?)

ah shit.
i know you're thinking it too.