everyone knows all the great things oprah has done. but let's be honest. her real gift to society? a little thing i like to call "oprah arms." if you're a female - you've heard of them.
they are my worst nightmare.
in fact, a couple months ago i sent out this email to my friends:
love you girls! you know i have no butt and i would insert oprah arms, but it just doesn't sound right. you get the point.
see? i am aware of my flaws.
and i can even joke about them.
but apparently so can ronnie.
this was his birthday card to me this year.
(front of card)
(inside of card)
and who says romance is dead?