what not to do

jan 8th

let's see...

what should you not do during pregnancy?

do not buy a can of pringles. 

the saying is true: once you pop, you can't stop.

i think i could finish a can in one sitting.

do not read the birth story of a mom who had a baby with down syndrome.

you will be a mess.
you will not stop crying until the end.
and even then, it will be hard for you to pull it together.

do not try on clothes in the store.

its disappointing and frustrating.

nothing is cute and nothing fits correctly.

i found that just bringing it home and facing my misery there, is better.

do not ask your husband for reese's peanut butter cups.

he will buy you a king size and you will refuse to share.

it's not a pretty sight.

do not go online shopping.

your cart will end up having over $3000 worth of items.
(one of which being a new refrigerator, so i don't feel that bad)

then your husband will deny the purchases

and you will sit on the couch in fury

and blog instead.

just some tips.

i'm no expert.